Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Ten on Tuesday

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10 Favorite Children's Books

Amelia Bedelia has no idea what idioms or homonyms are. She does exactly what people tell her to do and takes everything they say literally. So when she is told to "put the lights out," she does just that --- she unscrews some light bulbs and takes them outside. Her literal mind frustrates her employers on a number of occasions but, in the end, they always forgive her. It is so much fun reading all about Amelia's strange adventures (or misadventures, I should say). But it's also enjoyable to look at the hilarious illustrations that accompany each story. After all, seeing Amelia smear jelly all over the kitchen floor has got to bring at least a smile to your face.  --- Reviewed by Tom Donadio


From School Library Journal
Born third at a time when having more than two children per family is illegal and subject to seizure and punishment by the Population Police, Luke has spent all of his 12 years in hiding. His parents disobeyed once by having him and are determined not to do anything unlawful again. At first the woods around his family's farm are thick enough to conceal him when he plays and works outdoors, but when the government develops some of that land for housing, his world narrows to just the attic. Gazing through an air vent at new homes, he spies a child's face at a window after the family of four has already left for the day. Is it possible that he is not the only hidden child? Answering this question brings Luke greater danger than he has ever faced before, but also greater possibilities for some kind of life outside of the attic.  To what extent is he willing to defy the government in order to have a life worth living?


Amazon.com Review
Nine-year-old Beezus Quimby has her hands full with her little sister, Ramona. Sure, other people have little sisters that bother them sometimes, but is there anyone in the world like Ramona? Whether she's taking one bite out of every apple in a box or secretly inviting 15 other 4-year-olds to the house for a party, Ramona is always making trouble--and getting all the attention. Every big sister can relate to the trials and tribulations Beezus must endure. Old enough to be expected to take responsibility for her little sister, yet young enough to be mortified by every embarrassing plight the precocious preschooler gets them into, Beezus is constantly struggling with her mixed-up feelings about the exasperating Ramona.


From Publishers Weekly
Farmer Brown is dumbfounded when his cows discover an old typewriter in the barn and begin experimenting.  Things really get out of hand when the cows began airing their grievances.  "Dear Farmer Brown, The barn is very cold at night. We'd like some electric blankets. Sincerely, The Cows." When Farmer Brown denies the cows' request, the bovine organizers go on strike.  With help from a neutral duck mediator, the exasperated Farmer Brown finally makes concessions. But, much to his dismay, the cows are not the only creatures that can type.


Sheila is a person who is very worried about how she is perceived by other people. She is unsure of herself, and when she doesn't know something, she tells white lies instead of just admitting it. When her family goes to upstate New York for the summer, Sheila is confronted with her fears of dogs and swimming, and in making new friends she must deal with her worries about herself. You may already be familliar with Sheila from the "Fudge" stories, but this book paints a more in depth, endearing picture of her. As always, Judy Blume uses humor to portray situations that might not be so funny were we in them ourselves.


From Publishers Weekly
The day after her teacher announces, "You know, you can think of almost everything as a math problem," the narrator is afflicted with a "math curse" that affects how she views every facet of her day ("Everything seems to be a problem"). A minimum of the questions she asks herself are entirely logical ("How many quarts are in a gallon?"); some are far-fetched extrapolations (if an M&M is about one centimeter long and the Mississippi River is about 4000 kilometers long, how many M&Ms would it take to measure the length of this river?); and a happily hefty number are sheer nonsense: "I undo 8 buttons plus 2 shoelaces. I subtract 2 shoes. I multiply times 2 socks and divide by 3 pillows to get 5 sheep, remainder 1, which is all I need to count before I fall asleep." Like the text, Smith's wonderfully wacky collage-like art will give readers ample food for thought-even if it's part junk food. Here's a morsel: "Does tunafish + tunafish = fournafish?" Kids will want seconds-count on it.

Amazon.com Review
If geese had graves, Mother Goose would be rolling in hers. The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales retells--and wreaks havoc on--the allegories we all thought we knew by heart. In these irreverent variations on well-known themes, the ugly duckling grows up to be an ugly duck, and the princess who kisses the frog wins only a mouthful of amphibian slime. The Stinky Cheese Man deconstructs not only the tradition of the fairy tale but also the entire notion of a book. Our naughty narrator, Jack, makes a mockery of the title page, the table of contents, and even the endpaper by shuffling, scoffing, and generally paying no mind to structure. Characters slide in and out of tales; Cinderella rebuffs Rumpelstiltskin, and the Giant at the top of the beanstalk snacks on the Little Red Hen. There are no lessons to be learned or morals to take to heart--just good, sarcastic fun that smart-alecks of all ages will love.


Amazon.com Review
Did the story of the three little pigs ever seem slightly biased to you? All that huffing and puffing--could one wolf really be so unequivocally evil? Finally, we get to hear the rest of the story, "as told to author Jon Scieszka," straight from the wolf's mouth. As Alexander T. Wolf explains it, the whole Big Bad Wolf thing was just a big misunderstanding. Al Wolf was minding his own business, making his granny a cake, when he realized he was out of a key ingredient. He innocently went from house to house to house (one made of straw, one of sticks, and one of bricks) asking to borrow a cup of sugar. Could he help it if he had a bad cold, causing him to sneeze gigantic, gale-force sneezes? Could he help it if pigs these days use shabby construction materials? And after the pigs had been ever-so-accidentally killed, well, who can blame him for having a snack?


From School Library Journal
AYoung Widge is an Elizabethan Oliver Twist with a talent for shorthand. Raised in an orphanage, he is apprenticed to an unprincipled clergyman who trains Widge to use a cryptic writing system that he's invented to pirate sermons from other rectors. Hired by a mysterious traveler, the boy is hauled off to London to attend performances of Hamlet in order to transcribe the script for another theater company. Naturally, all does not go smoothly, and in the course of trying to recover his stolen notebook, Widge goes to work at the Globe, eventually donning a dress and wig to play Ophelia before the queen. The true identity of the mysterious traveler provides a neat twist at the end. As in Wild Timothy (Atheneum, 1987; o.p.) and several of his other books, Blackwood puts a young boy in a sink-or-swim predicament in alien territory where he discovers his own strength. It's a formula with endless appeal.  This is a fast-moving historical novel that introduces an important era with casual familiarity.

From Publishers Weekly
Paterson's Newbery-winning novel becomes an entertaining and dramatic audiobook via Leonard's accomplished reading. Jess Aarons is eager to start fifth grade. He's been practicing his sprints all summer, determined to become the fastest runner at school. All seems to be on track, until the new girl in class (who also happens to be Jess's new next-door neighbor), Leslie Burke, leaves all the boys in the dust, including Jess. After this rather frustrating introduction, Jess and Leslie soon become inseparable. Together, they create an imaginary, secret kingdom in the woods called Terabithia that can be reached only by swinging across a creek bed on a rope. But one morning a tragic accident befalls Leslie as she ventures alone to Terabithia, and Jess's life is changed forever.


Amazon.com Review
In a world with no poverty, no crime, no sickness and no unemployment, and where every family is happy, 12-year-old Jonas is chosen to be the community's Receiver of Memories. Under the tutelage of the Elders and an old man known as the Giver, he discovers the disturbing truth about his utopian world and struggles against the weight of its hypocrisy. With echoes of Brave New World, in this 1994 Newbery Medal winner, Lowry examines the idea that people might freely choose to give up their humanity in order to create a more stable society. Gradually Jonas learns just how costly this ordered and pain-free society can be, and boldly decides he cannot pay the price.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Musicals Monday

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Rent is a musical that I'm not very familiar with.  It's a rock opera tha tells the story of a group of impoverished young artists and musicians struggling to survive and create in New York's lower east side under the shadow of HIV/AIDS.

On Broadway, Rent gained critical acclaim and won a Tony Award for Best Musical.  The Broadway production closed on September 7, 2008, after a 12 year rn and 5, 124 performances, making it the 9th longest running Broadway show at the time, 10 years behind The Phantom of the Opera.

The first time I became familiar with this muscial was when I heard the song "Seasons of Love".  Oddly enough, the version I first heard wasn't the one the cast sang, but from Donny Osmond!

This is a wonderful song, helping us to remember to love, not hate.




Saturday, February 12, 2011

Star Wars Saturday


As everyone knows, the Star Wars Prequels DO NOT SIT RIGHT WITH ME!  I grew up watching Star Wars on TV, and didn't see it in the theatres until 1997 when the original episodes were re-released prior to the release of The Phantom Menace.

People waited YEARS for each of these movies, and they were each horrible!

Below is a clip I found giving one person's opinion about how to make the prequels watchable.  Enjoy!


The only thing I disagree with is less lightsaber duels:  I enjoyed the good duels...the bad ones (Mace Windu, horrible Jedi vs. Palpatine) can simply go away and I wouldn't care.

If only the movies were made differently...the legacy would be so much better!!!

Friday, February 11, 2011

YouTube Friday

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The movie Twilight, and the other movies from the franchise have inspired a lot fighting.  People either love them or hate them.  Those that love them are adamant that they are the greatest movies on earth; those that hate them, REALLY, REALLY hate them and think they are the worst movies ever made.

I really enjoyed the books...I will always recommend reading the books to those who can't stand the movies; THE BOOKS WERE SO MUCH BETTER!  I liked the movies, but on a "ooo, that was just simple fun" level.  I knew I wasn't going to find anything mind changing in them, so I wasn't let down.

For YouTube Friday, I found another clip on How It Should Have Ended about Twilight.  I thought it was very funny; especially for the people who CAN'T STAND Twilight!





Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Teacher In Me Needs To Vent!

* First, a disclaimer:  I am not, nor do I claim to be a perfect parent in ANY way, shape, or form.  As a teacher it just FRUSTRATES me when parents do stupid things that screw up their children.  The teacher in me is writing this post!!

With that said, here we go...

I started my long-term subbing job for Kindergarten on Wednesday.  Last week when I did my orientation, one student was missing from the class.  We'll call him "A".  He made his impression in a big way yesterday.

20 minutes after school started, A was asleep on the carpet.  He slept for three hours, until lunch.  I was told by the aide that this is what he does.  A doesn't come to school very often, and when he does he runs away from the class, falls asleep, and throws fits.  So I was told to let him sleep.

After lunch he didn't want to participate in anything, and attempted to just lay on the ground.  To make a long story short, the assistant principal had to come in, grab him out from under the computer table, (you know, so he didn't fry himself or the thousands of dollars of technological equipment!) and physically pick him up and take him to the office.  A kicked and screamed the entire time.  And I mean the ENTIRE time!

After speaking with the assistant principal this morning, I discovered that A has a rough life.  It was discovered that the reason he sleeps all day long is because his mom finds him playing his Wii at 2 in the morning!!  Is it just me or is there a very simple solution to that problem?  UNPLUG THE WII AND PUT IT WHERE THE CHILD CAN'T GET IT!!! 


Since A's mom isn't consistent with bringing him to school, she's begun bribing him to stay at school.  You know, candy if you stay all day, a new game if you stay all day...that sort of stuff.  Yea, we see how well that's working!  She is completely aware of his behavior at school.

Today he came to school, fell asleep at his desk, and was on the floor asleep within 30 minutes.  A decided he didn't want to wake up for lunch.  The aide picked him up, and gently swung him from side to side in attempt to wake him, but it wasn't working.  I finally told her to stop, that I didn't want him to think it was funny, plus it's not her job to wake him up.  The assistant principal came in, and drug him to the office where he promptly fell back to sleep.  She then attempted to call his mom, who, by the way, doesn't answer her phone.  Gee, I wonder why?

Two hours later I heard something outside the classroom door.  I slowly opened the door to find A sitting in front of it, with his mom standing by him.  The school psychologist wanted mom to bring him back to class because A likes the fact that he gets to leave early....


A's mom also wanted to come to the class because he told her that his friends at school were making fun of him.  Seriously, when is he conscious enough at school for anyone to make fun of him?!?  I let her know that yesterday he slept the entire morning, and no one bothered him.  He was hardly in class after lunch before being removed, and today was the same story.  If anyone was making fun of him, it wasn't happening inside the classroom. 

The principal had come around the corner and heard this coversation, and I was glad.  Mom left, and the principal attempted to get A to come back into class.  Crouching down to A's level, he encouraged him to get a book and read like everyone else.  A didn't like that and decided to get violent...another one of his behavior issues.  He began punching the principal in the chest....hard.  And that's when A was once again taken out of class.

The teachers, including the one I'm subbing for, are all afraid that I'm going to bail on them.  Why, because of one problem child?  I'm from California, I'm used to having three or four problem children in one class!!!

The staff at this school are doing all they can to remedy this situation.  That's great to hear because A provides a horrible example for the rest of the students.  He's allowed to do all the things you're not supposed to do at school (ie sleep, fight, kick, scream,) and to a 5 year old it may look like he's getting his way.

 Is it just me, or are the solutions to some of these problems obvious?  In case they aren't, I'm going to give my opinion.  Parents, current or future, please listen:

  • You have to be consistent with your child when it comes to school.  Unless they're sick, they should be there every day.
  • Don't bribe your child to go to, or stay at school.
  • If your child is having issues, GET INVOLVED and CARE.  Don't just drop your child off at school and be happy that you don't have to deal with him for a few hours!
  • Put your child to bed at a decent hour if they have school the next day; a sleeping child on the floor is embarrassing to you, and a horrible example for the rest of the class
  • Take away whatever is distracting your child from sleep (the Wii in this case)!  You're the parent, ACT LIKE IT!

It's going to be very interesting to see how this continues to play out.  From what I've seen, and it's only been two days, the staff is fed up with this boy, and they are pulling every resource they can to somehow fix these problems.  Too bad someone can't simply tell the mom to UNPLUG THE WII!!! 

And the vent is over!  I don't know about you, but I feel better.